Sexual Athletics

They call it sexual athletics It doesn't rhyme with anything That's why I'm the sex king Sex king on a velvet swing Waiting for my Alice in Wonderland To come along and knock upon my door If I'm who you were waiting for Cause I'm a sexual athlete Yeah, that's right I'm a sexual athlete I'm sweet Eat raw meat Don't admit to defeat Some say it's bittersweet Gimme a S-E-X-U-A-L Sexual uh Sexual uh Gimme a S-E-X-U-A-L Sexual uh Sexual uh What kinda sex are you talkin' about It's time that we scream and shout (Hey!) Let's go to the emotional Olympics! (Boo!) Ok Sexual ugh Sexual athletics, sexual athletics Sexual diversion, don't call it perversion And all I wanted was a girlfriend all of my life But she's too sexual Sexual athletics for the lucky ones