Too Fat Polka (I Don't Want Her, You Can Have Her, She's Too Fat ...)

[Chorus:] Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, She's too fat for me. She's too fat for me, She's too fat for me. I don't want her, you can have her, Please do that for me. She's too fat, she's too fat, She's too fat for me. I get dizzy, I get numbo When I'm dancing With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo. I don't want her, you can have her, She's too fat for me. She's too fat for me, She's too fat for me. I don't want her, you can have her, She's too fat for me, She's too fat, She's too fat, She's too fat for me. Oh, [Chorus] She's a twosome, she's a foursome If she'd lose some, I would like her more some. [Chorus]