Richmond

We like to sit in the winebars And browse the new boutiques Our concepts get old-fashioned So we buy new ones next week We visit our folks and friends in Hampstead and in Chelsea We don't go by the London transport We hire fleets of taxis Richmond (oh oh oh) We're all very smart In Richmond (oh oh oh) We are objects of arts A walk along the Thames A ride in my speed boat Oysters in a trendy restaurant I'll flash a twenty pound note They drool on our car, got me my brand new Lamborghini With a tasty model next to me Sipping iced Martinis Richmond (oh oh oh) We're all cool and ever nice In Richmond (oh oh oh) We lead average pleasant lives, oh no Ey! So if you think you're groovy enough And provide us with some proof There's a few things that you'll have to do first If you wanna join our troupe You'll have to have a daily bath, that holiday in Malta You've gotta have an ultra wide laugh And dress like John Travolta In Richmond (oh oh oh) We all got the right credentials In Richmond (oh oh oh) Where the cigarettes are menthol In Richmond (oh oh oh) Where the breakfast's continental In Richmond (oh oh oh) We're well-balanced, we're not mental oh oh oh