Good King Wenceslas

Good King Wenceslas looked out On the Feast of Stephen Sorry I'm late, I was busy doin' some rewrites Rewrites I've highlighted your parts, now sing along Santa Claus and all his elves Are making gifts for Buford I don't think that's how it goes Nobody's askin' you, nerd Buford, you're completely disrespecting this classic song You're ignoring the historical context King Wenceslas was a great man You have no idea what this song is about I know all about this song The words were by an English guy The music's Scandinavian Wenceslas was five-foot-six He kept his face unshaven Though just a Duke throughout his life He always ruled so justly His kingly title was conferred Upon him posthumously Well, I stand corrected, you seem to have a lot of information But if you know so much about it Why do you not sing the original song? I like my version better, it's about me Buford should get lots of gifts Every Christmas season When I see presents just for me It always is so pleasin' That is why I changed the words To make the song more edgy If you don't like the way I sing You'll get a Christmas wedgie Oh, it's lovely, you're a veritable Oscar Hammerstein the Second Or, uh, oh, well, at least it's over