Sad Rude Future Dude

Everybody wake up, welcome to the future There's nothing going on here It's just me and my personal computer I don't love my family, I think they're boring And when we get together I'm so scared of talking to them about anything I haven't had a friend in years, I only have sex with myself I don't know where it went but all my love is gone I haven't had a friend in years, I only have sex with myself I don't know where it went but all my love is gone Everybody wake up, welcome to the future There's nothing going on here It's just me and my personal computer I don't love my girlfriend, I think she's boring And when we get together I'm so scared of talking to her about anything I haven't had a friend in years, I only have sex with myself I don't know where it went but all my love is gone I haven't had a friend in years, I only have sex with myself I don't know where it went but all my love is, all my love is, all my love is gone Now, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh Gone!