Teddy Bear Song

I wish I had button eyes and a red felt nose A shaggy cotton skin and just one set of clothes Sittin' on the shelf in the local department store With no dreams to dream and nothing to be sorry for I wish I was a teddy bear Not livin' or lovin' or goin' nowhere I wish I was a teddy bear And I'm wishin' that I hadn't fallen in love with you I wish I had a wooden heart and a sawdust mind Then your mem'ry wouldn't come around hurtin' all the time I'd have a sewed-on smile and a painted twinkle in my eye And I never would've ever had to learn how to cry I wish I was a teddy bear Not livin' or lovin' or goin' nowhere I wish I was a teddy bear And I'm wishin' that I hadn't fallen in love with you I wish I had a string you could pull to make me say Hi, I'm Teddy ain't it a lovely day? Then I'd know every time I spoke the words were right And no one would know the mess I made in my life I wish I was a teddy bear Not livin' or lovin' or goin' nowhere I wish I was a teddy bear And I'm wishin' that I hadn't fallen in love with you And I'm wishin' I hadn't fallen in love with you