Hellacious Acres

Look who's advertising Billboards everywhere "See hellacious acres Your tailor made nightmare" Traffic is backed up for miles Attendants welcome you with devilish smiles Steady, steady Have your tickets ready Steady, steady Go to hell After dark It's a sin filled city An amusement park It's a one way ticket to the other side It's a Dr. Jekyll and a Mr. Hyde See Lizzie Borden, she's one of the stars And tricky Dicky barkin' Flashin' you his pardon Jack the ripper slashin' your tires Even the devil needs money To cover his overhead That's why he opened hellacious acres Or so his press agent said Hang out with heavies Your partners in crime Forget the consequences, have a good time Steady, steady Have your tickets ready Steady, steady Go to hell After dark It's a sin filled city An amusement park It's a one way ticket to the other side It's a Dr. Jekyll and a Mr. Hyde Get down and study suspicion and doubt At hellacious acres Listen mischief makers Admission's free you pay to get out