Ain't That Just Like A Woman

There was Adam, happy as a man could be Till Eve got him messin' with that old apple tree Ain't that just like a woman? Yeah just like a woman Ain't that just like a woman, they'll do it every time Lot took his wife down to the corner for a malted She wouldn't mind her business, boy, did she get salted Ain't that just like a woman? Ain't that just like a woman? Hey just like a woman, they'll do it every time Samson thought Delilah was on the square Till one night she clipped him all his hair It's just like a woman, ain't that just like a woman? Yeah just like a woman, man they'll do it every time From our history books we all learned Nero fiddled while Rome was burning That's just like a woman? Hey just like a woman That's just like a woman they'll do it every time Marie Antoinette met some hungry cats at the gate They was crying for bread, she said, let them eat cake Ain't that just like a woman? Ain't that just like a woman? Yeah that's just like a woman, they'll do it every time, sure will You can buy a woman clothes, give her money on the side No matter what you do she ain't never satisfied It's just like a woman, yeah that's just like a woman? Hey hey that's just like a woman, man they'll do it every time