Everybody Eats When They Come to My House

Have a banana, Hannah Try the salami, Tommy Get with the gravy, Davy Everybody eats when they come to my house Try a tomato, Plato Here's cacciatore, Dory Taste the bologna, Tony Everybody eats when they come to my house I've fixed your favorite dishes Hopin' this good food fills ya Work my hands to the bone in the kitchen alone You better eat if it kills ya Pass me a pancake, Mandrake Havin' a derby, Irvy Look in the fendel, Mendel Everybody eats when they come to my house Hannah, Davy, Tommy, Dora, Mandrake Everybody eats when they come to my house Pasta fazoola, Tallulah Oh, do have a bagel, Fagel Now don't be so bashful, Nashville Everybody eats when they come to my house Hey, this is a party, Marty Well, you get the cherry, Jerry Now look, don't be so picky, Mickey 'Cause everybody eats when they come to my house All of my friends are welcome Don't make me coax you, moax you Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares? You gotta eat if it chokes ya Oh, do have a knish, Nisha Pass him the latke, Matke Chili con carne for Barney Everybody eats when they come to my house Face, Buster, share, chops, fump Everybody eats when they come to my house Everybody eats when they come to my house