The Unbirthday Song

A very merry unbirthday to me To who? To me Oh you! A very merry unbirthday to you Who me? Yes, you! Oh, me! Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you! Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday Imagine, just one birthday every year Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays! Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer A very merry unbirthday to you, to you To me? To you! A very merry unbirthday For me? For you! Now blow the candle out my dear And make your wish come true A merry merry unbirthday to you!