If We Get Married

If we get married, we'd have such a wedding You will be carried to your beheading It's so romantic, we'll be in page six Me in that rag, next to some trashy bitch I'd like a huge diamond, won't settle for less How many karats or should I just guess? If you only knew If I only knew If we get married Would he be happy? If you only knew The band should be ethnic, perhaps a bit reggae Maybe machine guns will make a good segway If he got married, he might relax? I'd serve him dinner I'd swing an axe! It's that look in his eyes that I don't understand I'll burst into tears when he takes my hand! (when he holds her hand!) (when I cut off her hand!) If you only knew If I only knew If we get married Would I be happy? If you only knew If I only knew If we get married If you only knew