Man Smart, Woman Smarter

Let us put man and woman together, See which one is smarter. Some say men, but I say no; Women got the men like a puppet show. [Chorus] It ain't me; it's the people that say The men are leading the women astray. But I say, it's the women today; They're smarter than the men in every way. That's right, the women are smarter. That's right, the women are smarter. A little boy sat down and cried. An old man passed and asked him why. He said: "I can't do what the big boys do." The old man sat down, and he cried too. [Chorus]