Jesus Sold Me A Bunk Eigth

Jesus had some bunk weed and he sold it with a smile All seeds and sticks, it looked like leaves - a tiny little pile I said, "What the fuck, asshole? This weed is total shit!" He grabbed my cash, took off real fast, and flew around a bit Hardly ever seen from, he's complete ghetto scum Asking me to buy some bunk Is he who buys Jesus Christ's horseshit