It's Hard To Be Me

(Cyndi Lauper, William Wittman, Rob Hyman) You see me everywhere, in my underwear You may wonder what I'm here to sell But underneath my stare, I'm so naked there There are secrets I'm dying to tell It's Hard to be Me Nobody knows what it's like to be The envy of mediocrity If you could see All my depth and complexity I'd think you'd agree It's Hard to be Me; It's Hard to be Me I am up here alone, on my glamorous throne Want to thank all you people down there I was once an unknown, like you but I've grown I have so much I'm hoping to share It's Hard to be Me Nobody knows what it's like to be The envy of mediocrity If you could see All my depth and complexity I'd think you'd agree It's Hard to be Me, It's Hard to be Me I guess you think that it's hard for you Walking 'round in your little shoes You don't know how I've sacrificed To live this life, to look so nice It's Hard to be Me Nobody knows what it's like to be The envy of mediocrity If you could see All my depth and complexity I'd think you'd agree It's Hard to be Me, It's Hard to be Me Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me