Cut Every Corner

[Shary] If there's a task that must be done, Don't turn your tail and run, Don't pout, don't sob, Just do a half assed job! If, you, cut every corner It is really not so bad, Everybody does it, Even mom and dad. If nobody sees it, Then nobody gets mad, [Bart] It's the American way! [Shary] The policeman on the beat Needs some time to rest his feet. [Chief Wiggum] Fighting crime is not my cup of tea! [Shary] And the clerk who runs the store Can charge a little more For meat! [Apu] For meat! [Shary] And milk! [Apu] And milk! [Both] From 1984! [Shary] If, you, cut every corner, You'll have more time for play, [Shary & OFF] It's the American way!