I Got Married

I was coming from work one day and my crazy son run up to me and says "hi, mom, I got married" I said "who in tarnation did you marry?" He said "oh, she's a nice girl. Oh, mom, you're gonna like her! She's the daughter you never had." I'm not gonna tell you what I said to him because to me personally every beautiful woman that he saw, He was gonna marry them. I said "you know what? I'm not ready for this yet so I think you better keep her away from me." Now almost every night before I [?] "may I speak to christopher" Such a calm, calm voice I answered "I'm sorry, christopher's not here. May I ask who's calling?" "This is faith." "Faith?" I said "gosh, this must be the wife." So I said "faith? Do you know to whom you're speaking?" She said, "miss wallace?" I said, "yes," and I said "may I ask you another question? How would you feel you got married and your husband keeps calling your house And you don't identify yourself or acknowledge me as a mother, you as a wife. How do you think your mother would feel?" And she goes, "i know how you feel, but christopher told me stay away from you." Hahahahahaha I said, "to be honest with you, I did, I did tell him that"