Charlie, the Methadone Man

Living to get his freak on, ooh ee Sporting his leopard skin thong, ooh ee Charlie the methadone man Plays Sunday nights in a rock n' roll band Charlie the metronome, the methadone man Patience, the name of the game, ooh ee Waiting on Doctor Kinkaid, ooh ee Charlie the methadone man Fills out the papers just as fast as he can Charlie the methadone, the methadone man When you're all alone and you got no where to go Better take it slow, oh you get so tired of where you are Kicking his lonely lit brain, ooh ee Drinking to try and stay sane, ooh ee Charlie the methadone man Chases his tail just as fast as he can Charlie the methadone, the methadone man Oh, Charlie the methadone, methadone man Waitin'