Channel 613, Pt. 1

I woke up on Fox found myself starring on Cops Got chased by squad cars and cameras for two blocks I hate the man yea I ran To HBO and stole lethal weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran back to Fox found Martin Me and Bruhman from the fifth floor Climbed throught the window From his apartment Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in each hand Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam Told'em gimmie your bread, mayo, cheese and ham Took two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Grand Am Left in a hurry heard footsteps, looked in the rearview Is this an earthquake? Naw its Big Shirley!! She came after the bucket of chicken and clole slaw Cole bought last week and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept running until my chest hurt Hooked up with Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon Network I gotta find Bubba, shut up he been dead Big Shirley probably ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs I need Jenny, damn sure do cause right now The only thing that can stop Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig