Superpowers

Bacon bits and jalapenos on my polish hot dog. half a pound of potato chips, and a beef jerky log. I press my face to the window, a wrapper sticks to my shirt. Eight people in a stinky van, a couple more couldn't hurt. Eat some food off the floor. I've developed a taste for bread mold. Ride around in a van, don't take a shower for six weeks and... We've been given superpowers, ask us for an autograph. We sing, we dance we'll make you laugh, don't you want to be like us? We've been given superpowers, ask about our rock and roll, our hair, our clothes, hobbies, and pets. Does he have a girlfriend yet?