You Probably Shouldn't Move Here

You Probably Shouldn't Move Here Well I heard that your state could be sinking, deep into the briny sea, and all of them earthquakes got you thinking, 'bout leaving Californee-ee. There's riots and there's floods and it's smoggy, toxic waste on yonder beach, and all of them Hippies down in SANTA CRUZ, are startin' to suck just like a leach. You're sick of sunshine and surfing, you've had all the tofu you can take, well look here times-a-wastin', you just move to the Centennial state! Chorus: Some people think our state is square, they're wrong just wait and see, I walk a mile high, Colorado's right for me.