Up Your Altar

Let me express myself ever so graphically Of kids prostrated on the altar so seductively They drive me mad, they drive me wild, they make my habit chafe As long as I'm around no child alive is safe Molesting kids taking them home it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it Swear to me that you'll never falter and I'll stick it right up your altar I'm a Catholic pious as hell but I love it when those children yell None of the girls only the boys stick it in hard with some room for toys Wait for the bell to ring children flocking in Hold them behind after class to engage in original sin Don't be scared don't be afraid, what would Jesus do? He'd bend over, a smile on his face, and wait for the Holy Glue Don't you tell never grow old Don't you tell do as you're told Be my Peter Pan