Humiliation Song

I'd be happy to humiliate myself I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody Be somebody Be somebody I'd do anything for ten seconds of fame I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody Be somebody Be somebody Fly me to some tropical island today Where I can tempt your brains away Lock me in a bunker for a year or two The tabloids love it and so do you That's entertainment! That's entertainment! I'd be happy to humiliate myself I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody Be somebody Be somebody I'd do anything for ten seconds of fame I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody Be somebody Be somebody Young, old, singles, husbands and wives I give meaning to your worthless lives And when it's all over and I leave your TV Half the country will need therapy That's entertainment! That's entertainment!