Honky-Tonk Somewhere

"911, what's the nature of your emergency?" Help me, 911 operator, got a Friday night emergency I need nursin' 'cause I'm hurtin' from a long week workin' And I'm thirstin' for a remedy I need a red-head, brunette, or blonde Angel have mercy that will put me through intensive care There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere Hang on, don't hang up on me, lady Gotta take me to the promised land 'Cause I'm dying to see something like a jukejoint jumpin' To a thumpin' little five piece band I need a red dirt 'n swingin' Just anything that's country Karaoke, I don't care There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk Girl, you gotta get me there I've tried the phone at the road Mapped Siri, "where's the party at?" But that ain't got me anywhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere Last call, answer, operator I'm afraid I'm runnin' out of time I know I sound broken but I just keep hopin' For an open glowin' neon sign Maybe this is crazy but I'm thinkin', baby Maybe later you could meet me there There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk Girl, you gotta get me there I've tried the phone at the road Mapped Siri, "where's the party at?" But that ain't got me anywhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere Out there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere