Big Harlan Taylor

[Chorus] Oh the ways of the world, and the wants of a woman If I figured them all out 'twould take many years I once had a sweetheart, the fairest of maidens She out shined all others that I'd known by far I had a friend, a big fella, named big Harlan Taylor Harlan had a rubber-tired, new shiny car [Chorus] By the wants of a woman she fell for big Harlan I tried, but in vain, for to take my own life Suddenly I had lost all my will to keep livin' She lost her desire to become my young wife [Chorus] I wanted revenge and waylaid for big Harlan Then I started wonderin' what good would it do If a rubber-tired, new shiny car's her ambition Then she can just have it and big Harlan, too [Chorus] If I figured them all out