We Didn't See a Thing

Well, I swear I didn't see you with your wife's best girlfriend Drinkin' beer and a-dancin' to that western swing And I didn't see you kiss her and leave that barroom with her No, I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing George, I know I didn't hear you tell that blonde that you weren't married (no, uh-uh) I know I didn't see you hidin' your weddin' ring either, did I? And I know I couldn't have heard you call your wife and tell her that you were working No, no, uh-uh, I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight Now, don't forget Ray, I was down in Atlanta, sure you were and I was workin' late Yeah you know it's always good to see you, George, it's good to see you too But I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing Hey Ray by the way do you leave that hundred bucks you owe me I don't know what you're talkin' about George Well, I'm sure you recall our bet on last night's football game No, I don't but you know if I had seen you I certainly would've paid ya But I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight Don't forget I was down in Atlanta and don't you forget I was working late But you know it's always good to see you, George, it's good to see you too But I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing