Here's Why I Did Not Go to Work Today

Here's why I did not go to work today Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day Thursday has its own peculiar way Of saying "hey" Sometimes Thursday almost Makes you want to run away Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day Yeah, Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day Let's go have a picnic, Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day Hope it doesn't rain When I'm feeling Thursday I go and have a drink If Thursday was a boat I bet it'd sink I did on Monday I tried on Tuesday Wednesday's simply not my cup of tea, oh Thank Heaven it's Friday Thank the Lord for the weekend Thursday now, that's such a crazy, lazy day They say Monday's child is full of faith Tuesday's child is fair of face Thursday's child has far to go And it's no wonder When the week becomes a rat race You can bet, win, show or place But never bet on Thursday 'Cause God's not on its case Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day Don't get me wrong It's just that Thursday's twice as long as it should be It's twice as long Mondays, Tuesdays, weekends, Fridays Don't get in my way But Thursday's just a crazy, lazy day Monday is a blues day That goes for Tuesday Wednesday's just the middle of the week, yeah, hmm Friday is just another payday The weekend's just another heyday But Thursday's surreptitiously unique That's why I didn't go to work today Thursday's got its own peculiar way Of saying "hey" Sometimes Thursday makes you want to run away Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day