Scribble Jack

Did you think that we won't notice all your faces as you entered this room to discard us just as soon? Well, I'll tell you what now: You're fools, (be)cause we did. And please don't think: We'll take kindly to it, Or you'll have to picture one: Pinned, punctured, penetrated, you! We could touch (on) all your favorite bases. We sure could caress all your faces... But that would just be too easy...