Planet Z

Sitting in my easy chair I got no friends but I really don't care I don't remember birthdays I don't remember names People talk to me I know not what they say Well my political policy is laissez-faire You keep off my thoroughfare My weeds grow like roses My gardens like greed My temples are discotheques for refugees [Chorus:] It's all about me On my very own Planet Z Where I'm lonely, but I'm free Nothing gets in my way I think I'm gonna have to stay right here [Repeat] Well my pizza delivery guys, they all wear suits And all my musicians, they play in the nude The lawyers wear nipple rings They kiss my ass And the french horn players are In the most demand [Chorus] Planet Z You can't predict the weather But it's fine with me Can't you see I don't like when you bother me Planet Z The stars are brighter in my galaxy Thirteen moons revolve around, around, around... [Chorus] Well these lovely little snowflakes are everywhere They're the spitballs that you blow in my hair Well I won't remember your birthday I won't remember your name Just keep talking to me I'm not listening [Chorus]