Dd's

When you find that you need a break Doesn’t matter if you’re real or fake, Doesn’t matter what the crowd thinks you think You need sex or your life is gonna stink I’m on my knees for those DD’s Why tell a lie, I am stupefied. I’m so happy when I look at them, Though I’m happier when I’m touching them Symbolic of a good atmosphere, Complications need to just disappear Look at them blow, What do you know? Aristotle never covered this If he had I think he would have missed 'Cause there’s no need to be pedantic This is basic not romantic I’m on my knees for those DD’s Why tell a lie, I am mystified I’m on my knees for those DD’s Why tell a lie, I am crucified When you’re finding that you need a break, Doesn’t matter if you’re real or fake Doesn’t matter what the crowd thinks you think You need sex or your life is gonna stink I’m on my knees for those DD’s Why tell a lie, I am mystified Double, double, double, double D’s Double D’s, Double, double, double. Double, double, double D’s God, you’re no Freud, These are my toys Think about 'em every night and day