Sheriff of Huddersfield

(We're on a mission from Rod) (One, two, three, four) (Don't think it's quite bloody funny at all) (Don't know what you're laughing about) Life in a city, living in L.A.'s along way from Huddersfield town The back of the Rainbow's a long way from heaven But that's where he get's his pork pie Limos and ladies they're driving him queasy Rugby and cricket's unknown Baseball and football they're making him lazy Your fan club says "Rodney come home" The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle Look down on Hollywood Hills The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle You're our own Hot Rod on wheels (No, I'm not) A good game of arrows, a few dozen barrels The Nautilus rusts in the yard The Yorkshire he's yearning but because he's earning He'll always live in L.A. A custom made wallet that stays in his pocket And never comes out to pay bills He's winning at poker and playing the Joker And he always cheats when he deals The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle Look down on Hollywood Hills Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle You're our own Hot Rod on wheels Hello, let me introduce myself! My name is Rodney, I'm immensely strong When I were a lad I could lift up five navies on an end of a shovel The reason I never took up martial arts is because I'm immensely fearsome But I'll probably kill everybody that I came into contact with it I was phenomenally strong Pride and ego, my lads, pride and ego Is what makes the world rotate And everybody knows that the center of the universe is Huddersfield That's why I don't live there anymore I live in Los Angeles It's great! I think Rufus the red has a crane by his bed To wrench himself up in the morn' But if you dare to tread at the foot of his bed You'll wish you'd never been born (bloody well right) A bear with a sore head, we don't mean your forehead He slumbers for most of the day (bloody watch it) Wide eyed and legless, baked beans for breakfast Your problem Rodney's L.A. (no, it isn't) The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle Look down on Hollywood Hills The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle You're our own Hot Rod on wheels The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle (no, I don't know what you're making a fuss about?) Look down on Hollywood Hills The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle (I don't, I'm not in it for the money) You're our own Hot Rod on wheels (I like it here, the sun shines all night)