Land of a Thousand Dances

One, two, three! One, two, three! You gotta know how to pony like Bony Maronie Mashed Potato, do the Alligator Put your hands on your hips, let your back-bone slip Do the Watusi, like my little Lucy Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na. Need somebody to help me say it one time Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na. You know I feel alright. Feel pretty good y'all. Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na. Need somebody to help me say it one time Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na. Dance with me honey, like Long Tall Sally Twistin' with Lucy, doin the Watusi Gotta hold of your back, I like it like that Do the Jerk, watch me work Ah, do it!