Welcome To Chinatown

In the cool of the evening I don't know the reason But I long to touch Some young tender hearts sometimes So I go to this party With a bunch of me hardies They say don't get too cute Don't get too smart 'Cause these people are crazy They toot coke and drink wang-too And they talk in some crazy tongue There's a slit-eyed lady Say'n don't you be so stupid I may be old but I'm still good fun Still good fun Yeah I'm still good fun Well I ain't that choosy I'll flip-flop with a floozy If I figure there's no strings attached But sometimes I loose my feet Underneath the back seat And I have to fly my heart at half mast Well this old bitty She was smart and she was witty She was really out of control you know It was stumble or fall I had my back to the wall I didn't know to bet on win, place or show