Something's Wrong

When your pubic hair's on fire something's wrong When you think you're the Messiah something's wrong When you mistake a plane for Venus something's wrong When your girlfriend's got a penis Something's wrong Something's wrong Something's wrong Something's wrong When you like music more than life something's wrong When you start sleeping as you drive something's wrong When you're favorite drink is thinner, something's wrong When you're proud to be a sinner, Something's wrong Something's wrong Something's wrong Something's wrong When a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong When your president's an actor, something's wrong When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong If you think that this song matters, Something's wrong Something's wrong Something's wrong Something's wrong Something's wrong Something's wrong Something's wrong Something's wrong Something's wrong