The Old Fat Robin [Alternate Version][#]

The old fat robin sticks his beak into the ground With the brain the size of an eraser Kitty runs by causes the robin, she does floppin' Soon another one lands there to replace her [Chorus] Hear the tweeting and your sinuses Count the pluses and the minuses Turn frustration into sadness Say goodbye to major badness A strong gust of wind blows upside my balding head Makes my balls shiver Makes a lump in my hoaky bed? Except for a squirtle and some gasoline Completely distracted by the American dream [Chorus] And though I may be wrong We're so glad you came along Superstar in France (f. m. cornog) You're a superstar in France And you've got everything I want You've got all those quirky girls I was born to change the station [Chorus] Pretty soon the dream is over You're a superstar in France And I was born to take vacations Don't you ever want to die Don't you think we should be together [Chorus]