White Hen Decapitator (michael Bethke)

This is a song about the White Hen Decapitator Killed his co-worker with a chef knife they used in the store And for some reason he cut off his co-workers head Took a price gun and stamped it like a loaf of bread White Hen Decapitator - He cut off his co-workers head White Hen Decapitator - With a knife that they made sandwiches White Hen Decapitator - Then he ran out of the door White Hen Decapitator - Of the Burnham Illinois store When the customers came in they couldn't believe their eyes Because waiting for them on the shelf was a big surprise A head with a price tag and something carved on the forehead Then the police caught him a few blocks away as he fled White Hen Decapitator - He cut off his co-workers head White Hen Decapitator - With a knife that they made sandwiches White Hen Decapitator - Then he ran out of the door White Hen Decapitator - Of the Burnham Illinois store