Waltz Into Mischief

The latest and greatest amazing arrival No conscience, no shame for the game of survival Thieves and villains and fraudulent swindlers Gathered in tribute with marks of respect A big hand hooray Oh, come all ye trustful Let the band play A waltz into mischief The chairman is speaking, instructs the apprentice All faces are turned to the wizard of sentence Years of experience fall from his tongue Like teardrops to puddles they ripple along A big hand hooray Oh, come all ye trustful Let the band play A waltz into mischief This king of the cowboys holds fast his deception Rides their misgivings to rapturous reception Calls on the crowds of white painted heads To check under carpets while we're in our beds A big hand hooray Oh, come all ye trustful Let the band play A waltz into mischief A big hand hooray Oh, come all ye trustful Let the band play A waltz into mischief A big hand hooray Oh, come all ye trustful Let the band play A waltz into mischief