An Open Letter To The Lyrical Trainspotter

I'm writing these words like the fool that I am Trying to say something good like the person But it's all just a sham 'cos the writer I am not Could say anything, you'd believe them Just your A-typical Boy-girl-girl-boy androgynous Play on a publican's decoy 'Cos I had to drop out 'cos the Art School was sad and If you believe all of that you're a bigger fool than me The lyrics aren't supposed to mean that much They're just a vehicle for a lovely voice They aren't supposed to mean that much Lyrics mean nothing, don't right any wrongs In fact I'm not having them on this You say they mean nothing just gobbledy-gook But just look at yourself you're not clever enough Understanding the truth, you are so out of touch You believe all of this, you can't see it's a spoof