I Hate Chicago

(Chris DuBois&Lee Thomas Miller) Tuesday morning sports page, I've got coffee in my cup A smile creeps across my face, the Braves beat the Cubs I hate Chicago I'm changing planes in Dallas, I ain't going through I'Hare It's a thousand dollars more I know, but I don't care I hate Chicago Sara told me that she only Needed space to think things out Then she met some guy named Tony Guess where they live now I hear the food is great, I hear the summer sure is nice It's beautiful at Christmas, there's three more reasons why I hate Chicago