T.u.s.a.

Now this is serious! If theres one thing in this country that really bothers me Is the inability of Yanks to make a good cup of tea Instructions are printed on the teabag But either they can't read Or they think it's a gag Pour boiling water over the tea How simple and clear can the instructions be? They bring you a cup with a lemon slice And an unopened tea bag beside it (How nice) And a pot of water and it may be hot But boiling it isn't so tea you have not Why CAN'T we Get our tea We need tea To set us free