Fuckin' Up My Christmas

Ladies that are fat ladies that are skinny Ladies that are all night on my jimmy Ladies that won't charge me a buck fiddy Just wanna get with me cuz I'm so pretty Bitties who wanna bite off a lil sumpn Best part's the top like a drew barry muffin Bittie's that wanna turn on their love oven And cook up a caserole of stove top stuffin Don't stop the suckin cuz you're filled with my gumption take care of my beaker cuz I'm honeydew bunsen Got ya jonesin for my potion, got my finger on the button That's why mc be struttin Wish I could erase this erection Honey's comin at me from every direction Lookin for the love connection I stink of sweaty sexin without protection So line up the contestants I'll open their drawers like the kid in the sixth sense