Thanks For Giving Me What I Didn't Want

Every November we're told to remember How Indians and Pilgrims ate turkeys and pumpkins And thanked God for giving their new way or living So every year that's what we do! In October we're told how brave and how bold Christopher Columbus who discovered and gave us new world to live in And thanks should be given So every year that's what we do! Thanks for giving me what I didn't want On November eleven we tank all the veterans For brace men who tried to win wars and died Without them our country would be run by the Commies So every year that's what we do!