Life Is A Lemon (And I Want My Money Back)

I want my money back! I want my money back! It's all or nothing, and nothing's all I ever get Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out It's always something, there's always something going wrong That's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about It's a never ending attack, everything's a lie and that's a fact Life is a lemon and I want my money back And all the morons and all the stooges with their coins They're the ones who make the rules, It's not a game, it's just a rout There's desperation, there's desperation in the air It leaves a stain on all your clothes And no detergent gets it out