Betty's Got a Bass Boat

Now Betty was your average ordinary girl Never wanted very much out of this world Just an occasional dinner and a twirl from a regular guy So Betty sat up one lonely night Trying to figure out what a man might like Then like a bolt right out of the blue she got herself a plan Betty's got a bass boat, Betty's got a truck All of a sudden things are looking up She's the most popular girl in town Since she got a new rifle and a hunting hound It might be coincidental, just might never know Oh, but things sure got a lot better Since Betty got a bass boat Now lately getting a date isn't all that hard There's a half a dozen bubbas fighting in the yard She won 'em all over with her southern charm and a satellite dish Now Betty can't believe her popularity She's thinking 'bout marketing her recipe So ironic that the funny thing is she never even liked to fish Betty's got a bass boat, Betty's got a truck All of a sudden things are looking up She's the most popular girl in town Since she got a new rifle and a hunting hound It might be coincidental, just might never know Oh, but things sure got a lot better Since Betty got a bass boat She's got bowling shoes, she can't lose She's got them boys just blowing their fuse She's got a big screen, she's in the "in scene" They're even gonna make her watermelon queen Betty's got a bass boat, Betty's got a truck All of a sudden things are looking up She's the most popular girl in town Since she got a new rifle and a hunting hound It might be coincidental, just might never know Oh, but things sure got a lot better Since Betty got a bass boat