If You Can't Beat Them

Keep your chin up when you're feelin' lonely Don't let them get you down Ain't no use in your sitting all alone Hangin' around for someone to call Ooh they won't come knocking at all Don't run and hide Even if it hurts you inside So I said Give as good as you get If you can't beat 'em, join 'em You'd better do it 'Cause it makes you feel good If you can't beat 'em, join 'em You're never gonna help yourself Come on Get up You're feelin' good Keep your fingers off my money Don't try and pull me down You're takin' me out to wine and dine me Tryin' to wind me 'round and around Invite me to your little contract Ha! Ha! Rumor has it that you could play dirty I'll tell you what I'll do about that I'm playing at the wrong game yeah! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em You'd better do it 'Cause it makes you feel good If you can't beat 'em, join 'em You're never gonna help yourself If you can't beat 'em, join 'em You'd better do it 'Cause it makes you feel good If you can't beat 'em, join 'em It's everyone for themselves Move on out