A Star Is Born

Yeah baby, it's Phil Cassese live on Night Talk We're talkin' about musical genius R.A. The Rugged Man Let's take some calls, find out what you guys think Yo, are's definitely one of the illest lyricist I've ever heard, that's real R.A. man, he's comin' out, guns blazin' baby, boom, watch out He's very intelligent, he's a positive role model in rap I went to a show last week, he was the bomb He was better than Michael Jackson He's so sexy, My girl said he had an eleven inch cock, couldn't walk with Yo R.A. is worldwide man, he's goin' platinum, quadruple, 'n big time First time I saw him, I knew he had a star quality, he's a superstar Ayo, here's the whole story, the whole true, "He's retarded" Here's how my whole bullshit career started Back in '88 it was about battle rappin' and shootin' guns off At house parties, say "HO" before rhymin' No complainin', no money, no fame, still maintainin' 1991, now my whole career started bustin' You seen on stage shows, guess the crowd jump in it Let the kids come on Tommy Boy, Mercury, Priority wanted me Russell Simmons, and nine other record companies Sendin' limousines out to pick up my broke ass Feedin' me stakes, buyin' me hookers, I hope that shit last I was used to have no cash, I got gat White trash, why they want to sign my ass? Ninety-two the whole industry was on my dick I signed to Jive Records, and fucked up the whole shit You're a shinin' star You're a superstar Ooh Large star But you gonna be large You're a shinin' star You're a superstar Ooh Yeah, right Now I'm stuck on a whack label They say, "See the way you behave Now wonder why the label hate you" They say "He's a beast, he's a creature Keep him in the other room, don't let him see Aaliyah" Banned from the building, I don't want to see ??? "He just don't know how to play the game right He could be larger than life" They try to turn the label Caucasian They signed me, Whitey Don and the Insane Clown Posse And then they signed the Backstreet Boys and Britney It's a pop label, what the f*ck they want with me? Forget R. Kelly, I'ma do that rippin' out your cunt shit I flipped the f*ck out and did some dumb shit Looked at me, I got a gun shit I ain't gonna give you that commercial run hit Instead I gave you "Every record label suck dick" Try to press charges against me Suited me, blackballed me My lawyer wouldn't even call me You're a shinin' star You're a superstar Ooh Large star But you gonna be large You're a shinin' star You're a superstar Ooh Large star You're a shinin' star You're a superstar Ooh Large star But you gonna be large You're a shinin' star You're a superstar Ooh Yeah, right Ninety-five, I'm broke out the ass, no doe Watchin' everybody else around me blow Trackmasters, Mobb Deep, Keith Murray Biggie and Puff, I'll admit it, I was jealous as f*ck I was so pathetic No doe under ugly chick With a no doe fetish, all my old hoes jetted Went from hearin' "You gon' be a star kid" To hearin' "He ain't talented, he's garbage" Now for shitty kicks there's no market Ninety-six, I got a gun now I remember I was bout to kill Jeff Fenster Moved back in with pop duke And my handicapped brothers and sisters, and we had no loot That's when the Feds came by And surrounded the house They had automatic weapons, and was pullin' 'em out And the moral of the story is All that glamour and glitz shit (what?) F*ck that shit, I don't need it You're a shinin' star You're a superstar Ooh Large star But you gonna be large You're a shinin' star You're a superstar Ooh Yeah, right Yeah baby, it's Phil Cassese, we're back live on Night Talk R.A. the Rugged Man, what happened to that guy? We're takin' calls Yo, are's the true definition of a whack ass, punk ass, bitch ass MC, 'na mean R.A., You're goin' down boy like a piece of shit, boom! I see him at the mall, he grab my ass and on my tits I went to a show last week, it sucked so bad He was in it underwear, spittin' underwear, he's so disgusting Yeah, my girl fucked him She sad he had a little 2 inch dick, and couldn't keep it hard R.A.? Heard his label drop him, guy's a loser Yo anybody seen that guy R.A. around, heard he's fuckin' broke Yeah, I don't think R.A. is that bad guy and everything Just cause he's losing and shit, and I, before I think we might have R.A. the Rugged Man on the line now R.A, is that you? Uh, NO!