After Disaster

I smell like spit (What could it be?) I think the culprit (It's me!) My pants are wet How can that be? Did I spill water? It's pee! After disaster I'm after disaster, it seems to me I'm after disaster, prepare yourself for me I'm after disaster, it seems to me So hold back your laughter and feel for me My glasses broke What do you see? I see two fingers No, three! I lost my shoes Where have they gone? Must've walked away No, you have them on! After disaster I'm after disaster, it seems to me I'm after disaster, prepare yourself for me I'm after disaster, it seems to me So hold back your laughter and feel for me