Disproportioned Head

If my body was twice the size it was then I might look alright but I don't because, I've got a disproportioned head. And the people they point and laugh at me and they tell me its huge cuz honestly- I've got a disproportioned head. Don't try to be nice and say, "It's really not that big" cuz I am well aware that you are lying- about my head It blocks out the sun like a parasol. And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll cuz I've got a disproportioned head. And I can't make it better with surgery. So I'm stuck with this skull that the world can see, I've got a disproportioned head. Don't try to be nice to me because you think I'm near. I'm across the street and I can't hear...you Don't offer advice to me, of hats- perhaps it's all been tried. They don't really make them in my size.