Let's Save Tony Orlando's House

We proudly welcome Tony Orlando The state fair marquee reads Inside a thousand people with yellow ribbons sing And clap on one and three Watch him burn, he's dropping to his knees Watch him burn, a medley, hits from Grease Watch him burn, he never fails to please Meanwhile in Tahoe outside Casa Tony Wetting rags in gasoline A jealous Frankie Valli says "Dawn, I want you back" Lights a match and counts to three Watch it burn, reluctantly he leaves Watch it burn, acrid smoke making him wheeze Watch it burn, humming "Sherry," splits the scene Watch it burn, reluctantly he leaves Watch it burn, acrid smoke making him wheeze Watch it burn, humming "Sherry," splits the scene We're sorry to inform you Tony Orlando has been postponed