Telephone

What is it that's making people run all over the planet While for some folks it's a big deal just getting water to quench their thirst There are those who deal like pros While the losers and the drunks look for the Right number of their woes I'm the telephone bug and I listen to all of you If you need to make an urgent call That's where I come in, on the ball I know nobody likes me But no worry, I take it lightly Hello 1-800? Who am I without a TV? Hello? Single man trying to contact... and Have some hot conversation This strange device, no way to pass it by Even if the price you'll have to pay is pretty high Reduced rate, magnetic international, fixed or mobile, Everything is digital but there's no touch after the tone Nowadays to make love we do it by telephone We've become the fools of what we consume.