Big Balls

Im ever upper class high society Gods gift to ballroom notoriety I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say Ive got The biggest balls of all Ive got big balls Ive got big balls And theyre such big balls Dirty big balls And hes got big balls And shes got big balls But weve got the biggest balls of them all And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody cums and cums again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says Ive got Great balls of fire Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when theyre held for pleasure Theyre the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right Its my belief that my big balls Should be held every night And Im just itching to tell you about them Oh we had such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... Ball sucker